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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

autistic kids rock

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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