Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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GOODBYE

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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