What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Justin Bieber

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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