- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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