Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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God is real.

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Anti Joke

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