- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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