How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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knock knock come in

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Tony Romo

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Anti Joke

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