- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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