A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womans having rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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