- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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