- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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