How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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