So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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