- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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