What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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