Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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