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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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