- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

FUCK YOU

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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