My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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