So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Once upon a time a was born

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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