Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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