Ben Corbishley

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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