What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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www.xnxx.com

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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