steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

read this sentence again.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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