- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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