Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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