- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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