WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Cheese

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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