- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

the WNBA.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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