What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Anti Joke

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