- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the blue berry cross the road

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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