What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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womens rights

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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