There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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