- Anti Joke

A man did not like this site

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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