What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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