A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

tea with milk?

I like that, but why am I happy?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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