- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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