How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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