- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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