- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Peas

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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