Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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