- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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