- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Happy Monday!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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