- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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