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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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