A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I asked her where you were.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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