What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

star wars kid

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Hey Shea

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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