- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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