You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Chris is hairy

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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