What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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