- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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