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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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