How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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