- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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