What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Error 37.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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i hate non minorities!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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