Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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womans having rights.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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