A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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