There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Donald Trump

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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