What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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