WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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