- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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