- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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