Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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