"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

haha black people :D

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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