- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Get on the boat.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What page are you on The gay page.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??