How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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