What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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