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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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