- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do I hate? people

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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