Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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