Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Pickle

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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