What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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