- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A man died.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??