- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Jesus Christ

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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