- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??