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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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