- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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