roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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