* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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