Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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roses are red poo is poo

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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