- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.