- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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