Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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