- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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