- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

The Labour Party.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Anyone can post anything.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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