Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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