What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I have an idea! You leave.

i'm hard

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Fat? Jesse Z

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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