So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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my penis

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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