- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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