There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did? Yes

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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