- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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