- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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