a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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