- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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