Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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