- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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