- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

bangers and mash?

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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