- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

I have a really funny joke.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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