- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

There was once a man who lived in a box.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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