- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Boner

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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