A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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