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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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