- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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