- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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