- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Women outside of the kitchen.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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