- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

quantum physics?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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