- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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