Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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