- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Boner

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

ure mama's so fat

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