- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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