- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i'm hard

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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