Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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