- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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