- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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