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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Who wants water? I do.

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