why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Pickle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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