There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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