Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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