knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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