- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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