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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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