Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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