- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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