why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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