- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

haha black people :D

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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