How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Yes

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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