Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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