- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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