whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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