- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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