- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

guess what what ...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

HEY!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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