read this sentence again.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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