Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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