- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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