- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Do you play piano? No

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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