- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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