Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Women's Rights

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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dat shoe shine tho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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