There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Actually it was me Josh brown

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Sarah Palin.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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