- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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