- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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