why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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