What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Poop...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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