Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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