- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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