- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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