- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man goes to the potty.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What page are you on The gay page.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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