A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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