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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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