What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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