whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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